He slimed into the meeting like a boss.

Oreo-verwhelmed

Welcome! Now leave.

No scoop is safe with gulls on duty

Hands? Optional.

Caught between glam and sham

“Talk birdy to me, handsome”

You shall not bounce!

The real glow-up

jurassic bark

bark side of the breeze

from jack to snack attack

mic’d up, lawyered down

whoo’s panicking? not me. haha

Professional seed hoarder & snack influencer

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