You wouldn’t download a symphony…

You wouldn't download a symphony...

Cubicle bacon is best bacon.

Cubicle bacon is best bacon.

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute!

How did we miss Dennis Nedrey secretly cosplaying Goonies characters this whole time?

How did we miss Dennis Nedrey secretly cosplaying Goonies characters this whole time?

Zookeeper in the sky, with diamonds.

Zookeeper in the sky, with diamonds.

Point, counter-point (sort of…)

Point, counter-point (sort of...)

This guy stacks wood.

This guy stacks wood.

Before the orange tips came default on toy guns, circa 1985.

Before the orange tips came default on toy guns, circa 1985.

Inglorious Catfish

Inglorious Catfish

91913, OR, zip code of the dog

91913, OR, zip code of the dog

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You’re gonna hate it…

You're gonna hate it...

Don’t drink to Kool Aid, please.

Don't drink to Kool Aid, please.

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I feel like we could work out some kind of deal…

I feel like we could work out some kind of deal...

A true legend.

A true legend.

The Germans have mastered the fundamentals of marketing.

Om+nom+nom%21
Om nom nom!
What+does+Bane+hide+under+that+mask%3F
What does Bane hide under that mask?
Sudden+unprovoked+insults.
Sudden unprovoked insults.
High-five+tiger.
High-five tiger.
Join the conversation
Every+magical+time%26%238230%3B
Every magical time…
This+is+what+we+call+talent.
This is what we call talent.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+have+to+hear+it%26%238230%3B
You don’t even have to hear it…
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+care+what+you+think+of+me.
I don’t care what you think of me.
Quick+escalation+function.
Quick escalation function.
Faith+in+humanity+restored.
Faith in humanity restored.
Words.
Words.
Trust+fall+attack%21
Trust fall attack!