witless protection program

don’t sweat it

hermit helper

qui-gon jokes

apples to apples

fact of the matter

off the rails

setting petspectations

ill(egal) gotten gains

tricks of the trade

horsing around

a slice of life

credit where credit’s due

ratty behavior

laughing matters

happy+lump
happy lump
rude+broccoli
rude broccoli
there%26%238217%3Bs+no+way+a+home+made+this+soup
there’s no way a home made this soup
it+has+stories+to+tell
it has stories to tell
Join the conversation
chose+witchcraft+over+religion
chose witchcraft over religion
would+you+like+a+parmesan+wheel+with+your+meal%3F
would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?
sea+urchins+love+hats
sea urchins love hats
Waste+time+with+the+fallout+of+amtrak+tweeting+%26%238220%3Btrains%26%238221%3B+with+these+one+word+repsonses
Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses
flying+is+like+living+in+the+wild+west
flying is like living in the wild west
come+join+me+on+this+log
come join me on this log
it%26%238217%3Bs+fine%2C+he%26%238217%3Bs+fine+%26%238211%3B+just+don%26%238217%3Bt+look+at+his+forearm
it’s fine, he’s fine – just don’t look at his forearm
introvert+shaming
introvert shaming