Words.

Joinery is beautiful.

Snow chains cost more than your Subaru.

Mao Zedong, but with Minions…

CRONCH with empathy

Retractable seal.

When OCD people peel.

When OCD people peel.

It’s that time of year

…because you’ve purged everything of value in my life away…

RIP In Peace, Lil BUB.

Well that inflated quickly…

I can paint with all the colours of the wind…

Anita Bryant getting a pie to the face during a television interview while on her crusade across the country to do away with the homosexuals circa 1977

You won’t believe what time it is.

…paying your taxes has been optional this whole time?