‘Hold my wine…’, Mother Nature, probably.

'Hold my wine...', Mother Nature, probably.

Princess peach lived the good life.

Princess peach lived the good life.

They are an economical bunch, those boomers.

They are an economical bunch, those boomers.

Rename all the roads.

Rename all the roads.

Doggie played well at daycare…

Doggie played well at daycare...

Werk it.

Werk it.

It really is just that easy…

It really is just that easy...

I would order this fight on PPV…

I would order this fight on PPV...

If dogs could talk…

If dogs could talk...

*calls lawyer with the good news*

*calls lawyer with the good news*

WWII gas suits for newborns. War is hell.

WWII gas suits for newborns. War is hell.

Sour puss

Sour puss

Large thirsty boy.

Large thirsty boy.

OSHA hates this one trick…

OSHA hates this one trick...

Checks out, babe!

Checks out, babe!
Words.
Words.
Dogs+are+idiots%26%238230%3B
Dogs are idiots…
Nerd+Trifecta.
Nerd Trifecta.
Who+are+you+going+as%3F
Who are you going as?
Join the conversation
If+you+are+scared+of+spiders%26%238230%3B
If you are scared of spiders…
Some+logic+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+be+argued.
Some logic just can’t be argued.
I+brought+you+some+presents%21
I brought you some presents!
Boo+Bass+%28Monsters%2C+Inc.+Remix%29
Boo Bass (Monsters, Inc. Remix)
Parents+these+days%26%238230%3B
Parents these days…
I+get+to+be+on+top.
I get to be on top.
I+hate+my+adult+perspective.
I hate my adult perspective.
Just+Bombur%26%238230%3B
Just Bombur…