somewhere, the simulation is buffering hard

part oceanographer, part horror director

Sir, your skeleton’s trying to leave without you

If it’s urgent, send a raven

Doggy heaven: where squirrels go to lose their nuts

The chosen one. Literally.

Mash-terpiece moment

Ego-nometry: calculating your place in the galaxy

Ruff justice.

when you swing into another realm

deep sea philosopher vs. spicy little bean

born before memes, still vibin

running Excel like it’s Skyrim

not me? classic main character energy

we walked, twerked, then moonwalked

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