Cop bad, criminal good.

I’m actually just really happy to see so many businesses participate.

How to smuggle a lightsaber onto a plane…

The matrix is lovely this time of year

Those pesky kids don’t stand a chance.

Those pesky kids don't stand a chance.

Props to Gymshark for using an amputee as a product model

King Soulja Flame had his first gig.

What a missed opportunity.

Deputy Gage is about finished with his report…

You have no right to call yourself a father.

Cows can be good boys too.

I want to beliebe.

Calculator sexting taught me this trick.

Calculator sexting taught me this trick.

Geology jokes rock…

Ask him about his cool rocks.

35 shades of rabbit.