Cursed Elvis would like to sing you the song of it’s people.

Mix Ma$ter Martha

All hail the guardians of the discarded..

What a mom* move.

NOT IN MY HOUSE

Muh Qween…

Feed all humans…

Generic American Slices From SunnyAcres!

Easy does it.

THE MAGIC IS IN THE MARKETING.

Are you not entertained?

This news is good news.

My heart broke and I don’t know why…

Old 7-Up ads were… highly effective.

These bamboo towers can capture 25 gallons of condensation per day.