forest glam with a side of menace

This house isn’t haunted… it’s just British

Other cats naps, Peppy do laps, Every step echoes across Google Maps

This ain’t Swiss, this is abyss!

I sent that text from my previous life

“I LIVE FOR THIS MOMENT!”

“Our roots whisper your name”

Pawsing for the pic was not in his contract

He slimed into the meeting like a boss.

Oreo-verwhelmed

Welcome! Now leave.

No scoop is safe with gulls on duty

Hands? Optional.

Caught between glam and sham

“Talk birdy to me, handsome”

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