Enrolled in curses, accidentally cursed myself

just trust me…very homo sapiens

frappocalypse

ugly? yes. unemployed? never.

dear diary, i have shamed myself again…

paranormal activity footage

trust? no. truce? absolutely

dying inside, glowing outside

emotionally hungry, not physically

swim? no thanks, i’m decor

45 degrees of inner monologue

just girly things… with dad’s face

those legs? illegal in five countries

half human, half rotisserie chicken

taxonomist by day, punster by trait

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