It’s not even an issue, Jim.

It's not even an issue, Jim.

I would watch this documentary.

I would watch this documentary.

A keychain that chooses your lotto numbers for you…

A keychain that chooses your lotto numbers for you...

Dave plays on a different level…

Dave plays on a different level...

Wall tourism has spiked 10 fold.

Wall tourism has spiked 10 fold.

…two ships passing in the night.

...two ships passing in the night.

The Austrians know how to stack wood.

The Austrians know how to stack wood.

Gotdammit, Claire. Take the elevator!

Gotdammit, Claire. Take the elevator!

This is actually the saddest picture on the internet.

This is actually the saddest picture on the internet.

Shaquille O’Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.

Shaquille O'Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.

I miss the rains down in, Lubbock…

I miss the rains down in, Lubbock...

If a lobbyist falls in the woods…

If a lobbyist falls in the woods...

Won’t you watch, my movie?

Won't you watch, my movie?

Gotdammit, Bruce…

Gotdammit, Bruce...

Burn the books!

Burn the books!
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