Who doesn’t love a soft warm bed?

Who doesn't love a soft warm bed?

Yeehaw Junction

Yeehaw Junction

Gets Him every time…

Gets Him every time...

Not the Mueller.

Not the Mueller.

Maybe let’s not throw things…?

Maybe let's not throw things...?

This one please.

This one please.

Yah but you didn’t have to burn the building…

Yah but you didn't have to burn the building...

An alleged human broke into an apiary in Texas and burned 600,000 bees.

An alleged human broke into an apiary in Texas and burned 600,000 bees.

Crime doesn’t pay.

Crime doesn't pay.

We did it!

We did it!

一步一个脚印

一步一个脚印

Net positive.

Net positive.

Mission Impossible 7 looks lit.

Mission Impossible 7 looks lit.

Oh man. Kids. Am I right?

Oh man. Kids. Am I right?

The prophesy speaks of this…

The prophesy speaks of this...

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