Used blood for lease.

When your significant other cat[ches] you cheating…

Inner beaty is your Trump card.

A brave new world we live in!

Flew better than the MAX…

Safety first, bork later.

Some people don’t even need a wire tap…

He’s tryin’ his best…

Gravestone of Elija Bond, Inventor of the Ouija Board.

I do love a salad…

My picnic now…

*confused celebrating*

*confused celebrating*

Where does he come from? Where does he go?

Are you not amused?

Adults lie constantly.

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