the uary fairy

there’s no replacement for incompetence

excel-lent joke

wasting time works!

balancing act

serving security

laser gazer

American horror story

baller move

that feels shifty…

you get what you pay, pal

park-it market

that biting feeling

commute compute rebuke

scronch or cronch?

The+bird+is+the+word.
The bird is the word.
%28baaa+rammm+ewwwwe%29
(baaa rammm ewwwwe)
It%26%238217%3Bs+my+thermos+from+work%21+%26%238211%3B+mid+life+crisis%2C+probably.
It’s my thermos from work! – mid life crisis, probably.
Disney+rejection+letter+from+1938.++They+take+their+letterhead+seriously.
Disney rejection letter from 1938. They take their letterhead seriously.
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Sir+Patrick+Stewart+playing+a+very+serious+game+of+chess+with+his+foster+puppo.
Sir Patrick Stewart playing a very serious game of chess with his foster puppo.
Circa+1920s+monkey+mask+vibes.
Circa 1920s monkey mask vibes.
Do+your+thing%2C+Michigan.+Science+demands+a+control+group.
Do your thing, Michigan. Science demands a control group.
Some+say+it%26%238217%3Bs+still+jiggling+to+this+day%26%238230%3B
Some say it’s still jiggling to this day…
Might+you+desire+a+wee+ribbit%3F
Might you desire a wee ribbit?
art+is+low+latency.
art is low latency.
Close+Call%2C+Claire
Close Call, Claire
%2Aplaces+a+call+to+the+FTC%2A
*places a call to the FTC*