Why would you do that?

Known as the wrap-around spider, this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage.

Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…

I feel mislead.

My greatest fear

Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian

Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940

Purely Professional

Gotta catch ’em all.

I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money

Mash it.

A Qa Engineer Walks Into A Bar…

Caviar of a non-smoker salmon vs heavy smoker.

Amazon Season, basically

Sharia could get it

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