wears tiaras, manages a household… iconic

wife’s mad. phone’s not surprised.

weekend quantum disappointment

Aristotle labeled thoughts. I lost mine.

Call me when rent joins the circus

Wingardium Quack-iosa!

I saw a ripple. Everyone clapped

Please stop yelling. I’m a muffin!

Tiny ducks. Global consequences

He’s legally a cheeto now

manager: no more sliding in hallways!

Started with chocolate. Now I own crystals

Accidentally summoned a Disney side character

serving pajama couture

Didn’t cry until Batman said “you may kiss”

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