My best friend is a pregnant dog.

*becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this*

in an alternate futurama

Boggart Snape cosplay

Red eyed tree frog, mother and babies

Pot is the gateway drug for unwarranted search and seizure.

Jurassic Park but everyone including the dinosaurs is wearing high heels

Just do it

This is what a live sand dollar looks like

60 drops of water on a coin!

Suddenly anxious.

Clifford the Big Red Douchebag

Get gone, hoe

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what your favorite well drink/cocktail says about you

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