You can’t buy happiness, but you can steal it.

This is what 3,000 grams of cannabis looks like.

Black hair banned in Africa

We once had a President.

Don’t add your boss on Facebook, basically.

A three…what now?

The divorced art teacher starter pack

Sleep tight.

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds

Gary Anderson, the guy who, at age 23, designed one of the most recognizable logos of all time

Never underestimate a frustrated frog.

when debt collectors try to get a hold of me…

The ultimate insult.

Divide and coffin.

Police bun has hops.

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