Hans & the Heartbeats

tongue first, questions later

does crawling qualify?

radiator held up by sheer audacity

clever girl… aisle seven

nature’s angry spaghetti

too fluffy to fear, too fierce to fight

not the kind of home cooking i meant

grandma instincts: 10/10

sit down, it’s therapy time

she didn’t even blink

welcome to the mug club

double chin, double giggle

12 feet of oops

makes other greens look unemployed

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