A few days into Oregon self-service…

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!

The Oregon Apocalypse

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

Resist contemptible people.

Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.

Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.

Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.

Until next time.

â‚¿ Life.

But you said it was freeeee

When you are too good at being dad

A fisherman’s life for me.

Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!

If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.

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