born before memes, still vibin

running Excel like it’s Skyrim

not me? classic main character energy

we walked, twerked, then moonwalked

Delivering Heavy Landmarks

no thoughts, just happy slime

“oh no, it’s fine, I just milked the goat and built a bread oven”

she thought ‘close enough’ and left

“i’m emotionally prepared to marry a pixel now”

genie: technically, i wasn’t wrong

heatstroke? not on my ranch

if serotonin had a mascot

“press 1 for treats, 2 for belly rubs”

i forgot what i forgot

they named it on their lunch break

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