Never trust a writer.

Never trust a writer.

Writing is hard.

Writing is hard.

The Oxford comma, remains, important.

The Oxford comma, remains, important.

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Join us!

Get woke (mew)

Get woke (mew)

How do I sign up for this?

How do I sign up for this?

Surprise boy to lift your spirits.

Surprise boy to lift your spirits.

Take off from Australia, land in China

Take off from Australia, land in China

Why you all mad, tho?

Why you all mad, tho?

Jokes on me…

Jokes on me...

*watches Netflix happily*

*watches Netflix happily*

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

I'd like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

This bear naps.

This bear naps.

Surprises for the drunk one

Surprises for the drunk one
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