maguire’s acquired taste

monday moments

dating hating

love’s leash

a new spin on things

jabbin’ the hutt

beemer reamer

ghibing me joy

avengers: secret wars (circa 2027)

a new light on the conspiracy

in queso emergency

racoon reprimand

inhuman rizz

jean machine

potence against rodents

I+can+see+this+being+true
I can see this being true
What+it+means+to+be+an+American
What it means to be an American
This+is+something+that+I%26%238217%3Bm+clever+enough+to+think+of%2C+but+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+the+balls+to+say+it.
This is something that I’m clever enough to think of, but I don’t have the balls to say it.
Pro-choice
Pro-choice
Join the conversation
How+to+make+a+friend
How to make a friend
Two+Types+Of+Computer+Users
Two Types Of Computer Users
This+Generation%26%238217%3Bs+Most+Searched+Terms
This Generation’s Most Searched Terms
Soccer+players+peaking+to+see+whether+a+referee+is+buying+their+flops
Soccer players peaking to see whether a referee is buying their flops
Government+Worker
Government Worker
Friends+are+important.
Friends are important.
She+misses+her+dad+so+she+wants+to+send+him+a+message%26%238230%3B+To+space
She misses her dad so she wants to send him a message… To space
Wise+words+from+the+Internet
Wise words from the Internet