That paw though

The Miami Zoo’s flamingoes’ temporary shelter during Hurricane Andrew 20 years ago today

I’m working with idiots

Kenneth, a word?

"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."

Statistically…

A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.

The perfect crime!

Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.

I’ve arrived.

Dude. Not cool.

Storm in Moscow

Game on!

Pure Structured Water

Suck it

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