Just let me buy my shoes

2007 was five years ago

Proof that honey doesn’t come from a butt

You are the sidewalk and she is the star

Stoic on the top, Cynic on the bottom

Is this why the sea level is rising?

five minutes of small talk

This isn’t a search, it’s a pilgrimage

Just a regular Tuesday

“I came for potatoes, I left with a mission”

“I’m moving to a different planet tomorrow”

The dream is a muffin

a mug for people with zero personal space

New ringtone

If she wears glasses, it’s actually game over

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