Meat doneness chart at my house

What is the best car to have sex in?

A whale taking a dump.

Snitches get stitches

How do you eat your strawberries?

I’d vote for this

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

I’ve got a bad feeling about this…

Let me love you!

Well, this is awkward…

Don’t regret the things you did wrong.

Dogs can be jerks too

This is my Josh.

Please die slowly somewhere else.

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day…