When people ask me to lead them in prayer.

Things I need that haven’t been invented yet.

Things I need that haven't been invented yet.

How to comfort a grammar Nazi.

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Everyone can lose weight.

Everyone can lose weight.

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The mother freaking tardigrade.

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And now you know.

Dr, Suess explains pregnancy

Deal with it.

What if Michael Bay Directed “UP”?

Dip it!

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Trying to get my wife to come to bed while she’s watching Downton

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