The Martin giveth and the Martin taketh away.

Words.

What should I put on my birthday cake?

A lovely collection of hamster butts.

A lovely collection of hamster butts.

Rule 395

I’ve been reading up on nipples.

This is a thing. They’re called catios.

I gave that pitch vibrato…

My sister had a few friends over today…

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Society’s guide to a better life.

American commercials need to get on Japan’s level!

That fresh cut grass smell…

Jellyfish.

Cats gone wild.

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