When did this become hotter?!

When did this become hotter?!

I’m nobody.

I'm nobody.
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When people ask about last years resolution…

When people ask about last years resolution...

Moisturize me!

Moisturize me!

All you need is the right motivation.

All you need is the right motivation.

A unicorn with a rhinestone heart who farts skittles.

A unicorn with a rhinestone heart who farts skittles.

This dog knows what he’s doing

This dog knows what he's doing

Foot tanks.

Foot tanks.

Meanwhile, in Minnesota…

Meanwhile, in Minnesota...

Chess set made entirely of dead mice.

Chess set made entirely of dead mice.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/169081997/taxidermy-mouse-chess-set-wooden-board

Use the right onion.

Use the right onion.

The risk is too high.

The risk is too high.

How to ruin the mood.

How to ruin the mood.

As a teacher, I’m usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.

As a teacher, I'm usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.

You’ve been avoiding me.

You've been avoiding me.
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