Do that impression of my wife one more time…

Keeping your receipts.

Why doesn’t everyone do this?

Busy day at the office.

Cut food.

Cut food.

Pedrollex.

Bad idea, Ted…

Three things everyone wants to hear.

They grow up so fast…

Aren’t all marriages kind of gay?

Why I won’t switch to e-books.

It takes four muscles to smile.

It takes four muscles to smile.

Tectonic Relationships.

Too much.

That’s an interesting place for a bed…

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