home tweet home

driveway or highway?

choices of despair

nature’s stealth mode

wing it or swing it?

Subtlety? Never heard of it

phone call, circus edition

moms: relax, dads: rampage!

not extinct, just recycled!

new roommate, no rent

this playlist hurts so good!

tiny claws, big trouble!

Guess I’ll just freeze

Free nightmares included!

her majesty has “spoken”

voodoo+classes+for+kids
voodoo classes for kids
it+needs+a+hat
it needs a hat
rebel
rebel
my+spider+shower
my spider shower
Join the conversation
always+be+prepared
always be prepared
let+grandpa+drunk+text%21
let grandpa drunk text!
there%26%238217%3Bs+a+chance+she%26%238217%3Bs+not+angry+though
there’s a chance she’s not angry though
there+is+no+nice+on+the+ice
there is no nice on the ice
happy+little+trees
happy little trees
i+need+to+get+a+dolphin+wingman
i need to get a dolphin wingman
sweet+and+savory
sweet and savory
simba+would+get+life
simba would get life