tiny joy factories

correct, but not enough

congruent with common sense

Homo forgetful

bottled oxygen, $120 a spritz

Raise your hand if you’re precious

i’m lovin’ u-fo

leaves fall, caffeine rises

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double or nothing, baby

Bark Twain

Sand castles not included in warranty

fry-day every day

100% recycled

i’m just here for the filling

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