not a sink, it’s a sinkhole

netflix: “are you still watching?” me: crying

skate or hibernate

loading personality pack… 12%

meowkini season

horsin’ around with filters

the walking bread

jingle bills, jingle bills…

“lost and found” shelf: ironic

snail strike incoming in… 3 hours

5-star mosquito resort

all signals lost, try again later

golden delicious, tabby suspicious

fraction attraction

history’s first awkward yearbook photo

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