I’m driving a sedan, not the Millennium Falcon

“I already picked out our road trip playlist.”

Separation only made him stronger

Owl I do is try

Home is where the meow is

her love language is attention and misting

High protein, higher consequences

They had a falling out… now it’s ruins

Wind whispered… and then slapped

People who laugh before it loads

If it doesn’t bring me peace, I didn’t hear it

Please wait… forever

this turtle is my emotional support IT department

‘This better be good’ is my new voicemail

Me: I’m staying out of drama. Also me:

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