now where’s my keys?

trained in seconds, forgot in milliseconds

violence? i hug npcs!

soilmate

emergency plug? hold my snacks

independence wiped out

web developers found new office

local cat denies being herself

dialogue skipped, dopamine secured

Outfit Schrödinger Forgot to Measure

bro needs his own area code

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Me who calculated in dog years

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Love? No, Just Canada.

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