call us brain–deer–stormers

light went for walkies, never came back

What’s my age again? Ancient

From glow-up to gross-out

Hydration level: tactical

I didn’t know IKEA had a meltdown collection

Inbox zero, meme folder overflowing

I speak fluent awkward silence

Hotter than the bag

App-solutely overwhelmed by choices

Battle paused for a snackrifice

Invasion? Sorry, we’re too booked

powered by sunflower oil

comedy hit-and-run

tubby tabby in the tubby

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