going nowhere fast

don’t ask which half i’m on

all gone, just like that

checkmate, doritos

right when you were going to try to sleep, too

ah, the good ol’ days

offers me every baked good known to mankind

this shouldn’t be as hard as it is

asking the real questions

be more proud of yourself <3

goodnight, sweet prince

fake it til’ ya make it

that’s unfortunate

10 Funny Headlines that make you go “Wat.”

is it possible to learn this power

(Credit – Amazon)

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I+feel+mislead.
I feel mislead.
Before+alarm+clocks+were+affordable%2C+%26%238216%3Bknocker-ups%26%238217%3B+were+used+to+wake+people+early+in+the+morning.+UK%2C+around+1900
Before alarm clocks were affordable, ‘knocker-ups’ were used to wake people early in the morning. UK, around 1900
Known+as+the+wrap-around+spider%2C+this+spider+can+flatten+and+wrap+its+body+around+tree+limbs+as+camouflage.
Known as the wrap-around spider, this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage.
Amazon+Season%2C+basically
Amazon Season, basically
Join the conversation
This+ram+is+an+absolute+unit
This ram is an absolute unit
%23BanChildren
#BanChildren
lil+wood
lil wood
Gotta+catch+%26%238217%3Bem+all.
Gotta catch ’em all.
Dogfighting+over+the+Saint+Paul%26%238217%3Bs+cathedral+during+the+London+Blitz+circa+1940
Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940
Mash+it.
Mash it.
A+Qa+Engineer+Walks+Into+A+Bar%26%238230%3B
A Qa Engineer Walks Into A Bar…
If+you+give+a+capybara+a+goat%26%238230%3B
If you give a capybara a goat…