that explains it

brb, switching careers

they really went ‘generic name-brand’ on everything, huh

wow, that’s a burn

they had to be science textbooks

personality > model-person-in-a-tee

*clears throat to let them know you’re there – aggressively*

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I want this story ASAP

vampires are anteeth-italian?

thank you, history facts!

you’re lookin tasty

important to provide context

a prime opportunity

but hey, I knew what I was /trying/ to say…

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