the ideal mail body

call the cops

soup fox

hedgehog attacc

there’s always more

the car is the best place to cry

chicken tinder

the answer is yes

can werewolves eat chocolate?

finally!

whooping goldberg cough

is cheese not a fruit?

gorilla cowboy

what is egg?

the spoon bandit

Nina+Simone%2C+Goddam.
Nina Simone, Goddam.
baby+anteaters+are+a+tad+needy.
baby anteaters are a tad needy.
Really+could+use+an+iced+cold+can+of+PepsiCo%2C+Inc+right+about+now.
Really could use an iced cold can of PepsiCo, Inc right about now.
But+muh+property%26%238230%3B+%28verified%29
But muh property… (verified)
Join the conversation
This+matters.
This matters.
Shaquille+O%26%238217%3BNeal+holding+%2412+billion+dollareedoos%2C+circa+1995.
Shaquille O’Neal holding $12 billion dollareedoos, circa 1995.
The+cats+are+also+bats%2C+at+times.
The cats are also bats, at times.
Just+Florida+things.
Just Florida things.
Pelicans+are+defiantly+aliens.
Pelicans are defiantly aliens.
The+optimism+we+needed.
The optimism we needed.
Control+panels+through+the+years.
Control panels through the years.
Do+what+must+be+done%26%238230%3B
Do what must be done…