How astute, Senator.

How astute, Senator.

An inmate at the Heart Mountain Relocation Center, Wyoming.

An inmate at the Heart Mountain Relocation Center, Wyoming.

The north recalls.

The north recalls.

And you will never be able to delete it.

And you will never be able to delete it.

Jesus Christ Marie, they’re not rocks. They’re minerals.

Jesus Christ Marie, they're not rocks. They're minerals.

The Do’s and Do Not’s of Fencing

The Do's and Do Not's of Fencing

We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte.

We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte.

Nobody owes you a smile.

Nobody owes you a smile.

Let the games begin!

Let the games begin!

That box ain’t right… – Doge, probably.

That box ain't right... - Doge, probably.

They’re illusions, Michael…

They're illusions, Michael...

Please support The Cornelius Foundation

Please support The Cornelius Foundation

Roommates are the würst.

Roommates are the würst.

Spooky kites at a distance!

Spooky kites at a distance!

Get this girl a whistle and a job.

Get this girl a whistle and a job.
All+the+puns%21
All the puns!
Should+I+eat+it%3F
Should I eat it?
Why+I+know+so+much+about+being+pregnant.
Why I know so much about being pregnant.
How+I+think+I+look+in+the+water.
How I think I look in the water.
Join the conversation
How+to+irritate.
How to irritate.
Definitions.
Definitions.
Why+I%26%238217%3Bm+unemployed.
Why I’m unemployed.
Mhm.
Mhm.
Nothing+personal%26%238230%3B
Nothing personal…
Cannibal.
Cannibal.
I+need+a+bow.
I need a bow.
Mind+%3D%3D+Blown.
Mind == Blown.