his resume was stellar

his resume was stellar

it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened

it's not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened

my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not

my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not

the right for clouds to bare arms

the right for clouds to bare arms

only ask your enemies if they need a ride

only ask your enemies if they need a ride

someone check in on halloween

someone check in on halloween

we’re all just anxious cucumbers

we're all just anxious cucumbers

no one knows what happened to it

no one knows what happened to it

would you like an egg in these trying times, god?

would you like an egg in these trying times, god?

giddy up!

giddy up!

mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”

mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said,

heeded

heeded

mine

mine

omg so often

omg so often

i’d be speeding too

i'd be speeding too
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+McKnow+me.
You don’t McKnow me.
Fill%26%238217%3Br+up.
Fill’r up.
West+Germany+had+the+best+Bismuth.
West Germany had the best Bismuth.
MIND+MUH+RIGHTS
MIND MUH RIGHTS
Join the conversation
Suddenly+the+store+owes+YOU+money%26%238230%3B
Suddenly the store owes YOU money…
Kevin%2C+you+sweet+summer+child%26%238230%3B
Kevin, you sweet summer child…
Do+not+displease+the+robuts.
Do not displease the robuts.
Now+That%26%238217%3Bs+What+I+Call+Targeted+Advertising+2020.
Now That’s What I Call Targeted Advertising 2020.
Da+Vinci+was+quite+the+geographer.
Da Vinci was quite the geographer.
War+Elephants+on+parade%26%238230%3B
War Elephants on parade…
Marie%21+The+baguettes%21+Hurry+up%21
Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up!
Mum+must+never+%5Bk%5Dnow.
Mum must never [k]now.