their spirit animal is a mattress

life’s short, eat the party

baby’s next milestone: absorb the sun

one bite, you’ll need nine lives.

accepting cube-shaped deposits only

Wood you be my friend?

From Mushroom Kingdom to Mood Kingdom

exorcist chic

born to serve looks, not ecosystems

giggling from the void

keep it tight, beach

conductor: “give me a blastissimo!”

Gen X watching us argue in silence

trust issues: toasted

alone but oven-ready

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