Got a souvenir from the museum… #dadjokes

Elephants thing you’re cute, at least…

That’s a lovely name, is it biblical?

Bread alignment chart

No matter; Ben had a time machine.

No matter; Ben had a time machine.

When the candy bin keeps calling your name…

Humans being good.

A pirates life for me.

‘Excuse me, sir.’

Goddammit Brenda.

Those were the days…

Yeah, we not giving that back… but you can borrow it.

Pepe appreciation week.

Just a few more days…

‘Tee hee hee they have no idea’ – Alien, probably