owl be watching you… always

area 51 called,they want their squad back

sunday wholesome memes (june 29)

call us brain–deer–stormers

light went for walkies, never came back

What’s my age again? Ancient

From glow-up to gross-out

Hydration level: tactical

I didn’t know IKEA had a meltdown collection

Inbox zero, meme folder overflowing

I speak fluent awkward silence

Hotter than the bag

App-solutely overwhelmed by choices

Battle paused for a snackrifice

Invasion? Sorry, we’re too booked

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