one hand on the wheel, the other on the big mac

pretty sure my thumb is permanently damaged from these

don’t boil me alive with potatoes if you don’t want me to eat the potatoes

children are the devil

g is for gnat

bless the rain

endless teleportation confusion

therapy dip

the face the moment it realized it made a terrible mistake

a very very small bite

happy feet

deliciously preserved

never trust the living

would buy all their albums

paw patrol

Homemade+trailmix+FTW
Homemade trailmix FTW
The+Flat+Earth+Society+gets+it.
The Flat Earth Society gets it.
We+all+party+down+here
We all party down here
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Oprah’s exclusive life hacks
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My favorite time of the year!
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Allison Janney gets mistaken for prettier version of Allison Janney
Stanley+the+tortoise+figured+out+the+pet+door.
Stanley the tortoise figured out the pet door.
Jurassic+Park+but+everyone+including+the+dinosaurs+is+wearing+high+heels
Jurassic Park but everyone including the dinosaurs is wearing high heels
Clifford+the+Big+Red+Douchebag
Clifford the Big Red Douchebag
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A mother saying good night to her son.
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what your favorite well drink/cocktail says about you
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Sometimes, you become an ant god