No One On Tumblr Should Ever Become Parents

When my girlfriend suggests we mess around when I am mad at her

Someone gets paired with the banana…

Alec Baldwin trolls Trump with Russian ‘Make America Great Again’ cap

Van converted to dorm room

You can hear the ‘Muhuhahahahah’

Get a break from arguing with your girlfriend.

I don’t like this many adjectives before my ‘cheese food’

Roasted…literally

Pretty good camouflage for a giant, flightless parrot

Scale model of our solar system

Are you f***ing kidding me right now?

Difference between American and Japanese corn

Incoming!

Mount Roraima, Venezuela