Breakfast, you’re doing it wrong.

Breakfast, you're doing it wrong.

Poke math.

Poke math.

What I do after a shower.

What I do after a shower.

Aren’t we all.

Aren't we all.

Busted.

Busted.

It’s a whale.

It's a whale.

Look who decided to show up…

Look who decided to show up...

Selfish bird is selfish.

Selfish bird is selfish.

Baby exorcism.

Baby exorcism.

Hunting elephants.

Hunting elephants.

Counterfeit like a boss.

Counterfeit like a boss.

Technology is awesome.

Technology is awesome.

Words.

Words.

I can relate.

I can relate.
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Lord of the Rings?

Lord of the Rings?
Never+thought+to+call+TP+%26%238220%3Bbutt+napkins%26%238221%3B+but+here+we+are
Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are
how+to+properly+cook+lasagna.+Just+don%26%238217%3Bt+ask+me+what+temp+the+oven+is+supposed+to+be+set+to%26%238230%3B
how to properly cook lasagna. Just don’t ask me what temp the oven is supposed to be set to…
all+this+meme+has+done+is+make+me+want+to+challenge+death+to+a+pillow+fight+even+more+than+i+already+did
all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did
the+difference+between+a+kleptomaniac+and+a+literalist+is+just+a+comma
the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma
Join the conversation
the+best+duo+in+stranger+is+%2Aliterally%2A+batman+and+robin
the best duo in stranger is *literally* batman and robin
Just+go+ahead+and+give+this+modern+dragon+movie+masterpiece+the+oscar+for+best+picture+already
Just go ahead and give this modern dragon movie masterpiece the oscar for best picture already
interesting+restaurant+review
interesting restaurant review
Radio+Shack+went+out+of+business+in+2015+but+their+verified+twitter+is+still+very+active
Radio Shack went out of business in 2015 but their verified twitter is still very active
bates+motel+%26%238211%3B+take+a+shower+at+your+own+risk
bates motel – take a shower at your own risk
%26%238220%3Bprofessional%26%238221%3B+photograph+fail+that+was+worth+every+penny
“professional” photograph fail that was worth every penny
trying+to+sleep+during+pollen+season+is+pointless
trying to sleep during pollen season is pointless
The+last+few+years+have+taught+have+hopefully+na%C3%AFve+sci-fi+movies+really+are+when+it+comes+to+predicting+the+future
The last few years have taught have hopefully naïve sci-fi movies really are when it comes to predicting the future