Oh great, I left it at home!

The part-time barista.

Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–

Satin rulez.

Engrish.

How will people know I’m better than them?

Fill in the blank…

NASA space shuttle Columbia.

HEYYYHEAHEYAH.

Cool cake is cool.

…Already in my pajamas.

Time for sleep.

*cough*

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