My favorite poem in Bo Burnham’s book “Egghead”

Remember that iPhone cookie guy? Yeah…

Remember that iPhone cookie guy? Yeah...

Court is now in session.

This sums up having a beard well.

Honestly, it’s the only line we all know.

Flanders

XMAS at grandma’s

They said I would never walk again.

Rubik’s Cube straight from Hell.

What this semester has felt like…

Sluuuuurp.

Bronies: a physical representation.

My brother and I this morning

Bad children get coal.

Scumbag Santa