wow i cant believe they had my name!

w-well yes…but no

I genuinely don’t know what to say

one looks cute, the other just woke up from an all-night bender

this is why we don’t judge on appearances

first of all, I’m not 37. second of all, how dare you.

plays “Apologize” by one republic

what’s your alignment?

it adds up, tbf

darwin loves me

all cat owners can relate

this…may actually be accurate

mismanagement

we’ve been out-nerded

dress well babe, we’re going to the fancy place tonight

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